2003-11-22 - 10:05 p.m.

Patches Patches Patches

Lately all my spam email seems to want to sell me patches. One patch is supposed to be able to take off pounds. Another promises to add on inches. Yet another one will stop me from smoking.

So I'd be thin and hung, with clean lungs.

But flat broke and covered in patches.

Maybe if I were a guy or a smoker, I'd be more interested.

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