2004-02-19 - 12:34 a.m.

�ex with @nim@ls

Pardon my special characters, but if you think I want to get googled for that, you're crazier than the people who sent me the email with that subject.

All I want to say is, to the purveyors of said product and the accompanying spam: Thank you. Also thank you to the people who sent me the emails titled "better than b0t0x," "L0west M0rtg@ge rates In 40 Years- 3.25%" and "your lover will THANK YOU."

I'm not thanking you for the email. Quite honestly I wish your email servers would take a look at what they're inflicting on the general public and seize up in disgust.

But if you absolutely must practice this method of attempted commerce, thanks at least for telling it like it is, instead of sending me emails titled "your order has shipped," "Account Past Due," and my new favorite, "heya." At least I know at a glance that I can dump your message.

Yes, I know. Covered this topic already. But not with special characters.

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